Urgum the Axeman

You'll laugh your head off! Urgum the Axeman is the fiercest barbarian that the Forgotten Desert has ever known - a legendary hero who once chewed a live bull to death... But one fateful day Urgum returns home to find that not only has his wife redecorated his cave and installed a bathroom, but she's also produced a ten-year-old daughter. And, as Urgum will find out, Little Molly is a barbarian babe with attitude..

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Urgum and the Seat of Flames

The gods are worried! Is Urgum – the fiercest barbarian the Lost Desert has ever known – going soft? He needs a real fight to give him the buzz of being a champion and keep him fierce. So they create Orgo the Gorgo to give him some competition in this laugh-aloud sequel. 9781407105321 PB  £5.99

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Urgum and the Googoobah

Urgum the Axeman is back for another rollicking adventure. None of the barbarians are prepared for finding a Googoobah in the cave but when they discover a plot to kidnap him, Urgum is determined to protect him - even if it means journeying to the depths of the Forgotten Crater...

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Buster Bayliss

Buster Bayliss 1: Night of the Living Veg Buster Bayliss is being forced to stay at his Fake Auntie Pauline's house in the flowery spare bedroom while his mum's away - it's a fate worse than death. Probably. Anyway, Buster is just about to find out for sure, as Smogley is being overrun with giant, man-eating, alien vegetables. Is Buster too weakened by the wallpaper torture to resist the alien advance?

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Buster Bayliss 2: The Big Freeze

Buster is not happy. Somebody, or something, is spoiling a perfectly good summer holiday by invading Smogley (again!). Don't they know that Buster has better things to do? He has a full schedule of not-going-to-school, biscuit-eating and Busterball. He doesn't have time to save the world from rampaging ice-freaks - really, they could have asked.

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Buster Bayliss 3: Day of the Hamster

Buster's mum has made it very clear - Buster is never, ever to bring home any more school pets. Not after the gerbil. The goldfish. And the ...stick insect. But Buster has been lumbered with Hamish the Hamster and a whole houseful of hamster-stuff for the weekend. There's only one possible way out of this - the Quirke Brothers' new Pet Hotel, where Hamish will be pampered, petted and certainly not fed gloopy brown stuff that will turn him into a hamstersaurus rex...

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Buster Bayliss 4: Custardfinger

Buster Bayliss is not keen on journalism. He never asked to be a fearless investigative reporter on the school newspaper - it was more that he got volunteered. Forcibly. Now his Fake Cousin Polly is going to make his life a misery until he turns in a gripping article on the new school dinner ladies. And she's probably going to want it spelled right, as well. It's not even as though dinner ladies are interesting! Gingham overalls, hairnets, mouthfuls of gold teeth and lots of stubble - all dinner ladies look the same, don't they?

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